OH, SO YOU.
PERSONALISED CARTOON GIFT BOOKS / THE HYROX EDITION

Their face.
Their obsession.
Your revenge.

Turn the friend who won’t stop talking about Hyrox into the star of their own illustrated roast book.

Read the book first ↓

£9.99 · 20 illustrated scenes · Printable PDF, not a posted book
Approve their cartoon before you pay. Affectionate jokes, not a character assassination.

A personalised cartoon of Cormac treating a supermarket trolley like a Hyrox sled
Meet Cormac. He went out for milk. He came back with a new personal best.
ONE FAMILIAR FACE. TWENTY VERY FAMILIAR MOMENTS.
ACTUAL ARTWORK. ACTUAL JOKES.

Go on. Read a bit.

This is Cormac’s finished sample.
Your friend gets their own character and name.

Cormac giving his friend a detailed race-strategy presentation in a café
04 / THE COFFEE CATCH-UP

You asked how Cormac was doing.

Cormac opened his laptop.

There were numbers, coloured boxes and a section marked “areas for improvement.”

You are now on slide seven of his race strategy.

Your coffee has entered its recovery phase.

A supermarket trip becomes an impromptu Hyrox workout05 / THE SUPERMARKET

Just popping out for milk.

Even the weekly shop has become a training opportunity.

Cormac's very active interpretation of a rest day15 / THE REST DAY

Taking it “easy”. Obviously.

For the person whose recovery routine needs its own recovery routine.

The actual cover of Cormac's personalised Hyrox roast book
THE FINISHED GIFT

A whole little book. All about them.

Their name, cartoon likeness, your dedication and twenty illustrated scenes.

The café excerpt is from the finished book. The shorter captions introduce other sample scenes. Illustrations are AI-created, then the book is assembled and checked by hand.

NO WRITING SKILLS. NO MARATHON FORM.

A good gift.
A little ammunition.

01Show us the culprit.Add their first name and a clear photo. Optional details make the jokes more personal.

02Approve their cartoon.We email a private character preview. Check the likeness before paying £9.99.

03Give them something to laugh at.Get the printable PDF within 3 working days of payment and approval. Print it or send it digitally.

FOR A BIRTHDAY. A FINISH LINE. OR AN INTERVENTION.

They’ve got the medal.
Get them the roast.

A personalised cover, your dedication and twenty illustrated scenes.
Made for the friend you love. And the hobby they won’t shut up about.

£9.99

Introductory digital-book pilot

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A few things to know.

Is this a physical book?

It’s a downloadable, printable PDF. You can print it yourself or give the file digitally. Printing, binding and postage aren’t included.

How personalised is it?

We create a cartoon character from their photo, use their first name throughout, and add your dedication. You can also share a job, a favourite phrase or a friend’s name to help make the roast feel like them. Cormac is the sample character, not a preview of your recipient.

What happens after I submit?

We manually create their character and email a private preview. You approve the likeness before payment. We then make and check the full book, and email your private download link within 3 working days after payment and preview approval.

How limited is the pilot?

The paid pilot is limited to the first three completed sales. A place is reserved while a customer checks out. The request page shows current availability and clearly identifies sandbox testing when test payments are in use.

What happens to the photo?

You must have permission to use an adult’s photo. Your order photo and details are stored privately for the preview and book, not public marketing. They expire after 30 days, so save your finished PDF.